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How to Deliver ₱100 Billion in Cash and Still Cry “Wala Akong Natanggap!” Without Laughing

By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 17, 2025

1. BREAKING: The Patron Saint of Cash-Filled Luggage Finally Speaks!

Well, well, well. After months of playing world-class hide-and-seek — officially labeled “personal reflection” — the one and only Elizaldy “Zaldy” Co, former Ako Bicol party-list Representative and ex-chairman of the House Committee on Appropriations, has emerged with not one, but TWO cinematic video confessions Part 1 | Part 2.

His bombshell claim? “I received nothing (Inquirer)! All ₱100 billion in budget insertions went straight to President Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos Jr. and former House Speaker Martin Romualdez!”

2. “Behold My Evidence!” – A Photo of Luggage (Mic Drop)

Co proudly presents his smoking gun: pictures of luggage shown in the video. Not bank ledgers, not wire-transfer receipts, not sworn affidavits — just glossy photos of suitcases that could be headed to Boracay. Because nothing screams “irrefutable proof” like a snapshot anyone could fake.

**From NAIA to NADA: Watch ₱100 B teleport faster than your canceled flight!**

3. The Cast of This Tragicomedy: Who’s Zoomin’ Who?

Zaldy Co – Filming from abroad while arrest warrants pile up. This is survival, not conscience.
President Marcos & Martin Romualdez – The Palace (and the President himself) branded it “pure hearsay” and said Marcos won’t even dignify the accusations with a response. Romualdez, for his part, has stayed eerily quiet or simply echoed the Palace line through spokespersons. Translation: sweating bullets.
Orly Guteza – Co’s former security aide who already testified before the Senate Blue Ribbon Committee on 25 Sept 2025 that he personally delivered the cash luggage (Philstar).

4. Budget “Insertions”: Legalized Looting in 4K Ultra HD

“Insertions” and “bicameral conference committee” are just polite terms for Pork Barrel 2.0. ₱100–142 billion vanished into ghost flood-control projects under the Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH), while Philippine Health Insurance Corporation (PhilHealth) got defunded (GMA News).

5. What Happens Next? Absolutely Nothing (As Usual)

Senate hearings, crocodile tears, “reforms” that change nothing — rinse and repeat.

Barok’s Bitter Prescription

Replace the budget process with live televised poker.
Make every named official live one year in a flood-prone barangay with their “completed” DPWH projects.
Until justice, give them the exact respect they’ve shown us: zero.

So there you have it, mga ka-kweba.
Another day, another suitcase, another hundred billion missing, another round of “shocked” faces from the same thieves who keep getting reelected.
The maleta may be new, but the script is older than Edsa Dos. Keep your eyes open, your wallets locked, and your rage on a slow burn — because if we ever forget to be angry, that’s the moment they finally win.

From the kweba,

-Barok