Marcoleta Demands TikTok Be Treated as Sworn Testimony While His ₱112-Million Campaign Was Funded by the Invisible Man
Transparency for thee, but not for me

By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 19, 2025


Senator Marcoleta’s ₱112-Million Vanishing Donor Trick: Now He Wants the Ombudsman to Accept TikTok as Evidence

Houdini Called — He Wants His Act Back: ₱112 Million Spent, Zero Donors (Not Even a Cousin with ₱500)

The man screaming “transparency!” at a half-million-strong INC rally somehow forgot to disclose a single peso of his own campaign money.

“In Any Form” = The Favorite Half-Quote of Every Political Magician

Marcoleta loves waving [RA 6770] like a holy relic… until you read the fine print in the [Ombudsman Rules] that says actual investigations need sworn complaints. Shocking.

When Your Own Team Just Got Busted for Peddling a Fake Notarized Affidavit

Remember the [Guteza “sworn” statement] that Marcoleta’s allies paraded around? A Manila court just ruled it forged. The notary admitted the guy never showed up. So yeah, maybe the Ombudsman has a teensy reason not to accept unverified Facebook videos.

The 2025 Rules on Notarial Practice: Still Say “No Body, No Notary”

The Supreme Court’s [A.M. No. 02-8-13-SC] hasn’t changed its mind just because a senator needs a new talking point.

Now appearing nightly: the only magician who can make 112 million pesos—and his own credibility—disappear in one swish of a TikTok filter.

Marcoleta’s Official Hypocrisy Starter Pack (Collect All Three!)

  • Demands ₱100-billion probe while hiding his own ₱112-million “invisible friends” money
  • Accuses Ombudsman of cover-up after his camp got caught with a court-certified forgery
  • Wants complaints accepted “in any form” but filed his SOCE in the form of complete silence

How to Solve This Without Handing Marcoleta Another Three-Day Rally

Secretary Remulla, do this tomorrow and starve the circus of oxygen:

  1. Open motu proprio fact-finding
  2. Run forensics on the video
  3. Give Zaldy Co a secure way to swear to it
  4. Issue a boring, adult statement

Watch the martyr act collapse overnight.


Final Verdict Straight from the Cave

Zaldy Co’s ₱100-billion allegation is nuclear-grade serious and must be investigated properly. The Ombudsman asking for a sworn complaint is not a cover-up — it’s the bare minimum after the other side already got officially caught forging “evidence.”

And Senator Marcoleta? You don’t get to headline the National Transparency Tour when your own campaign was bankrolled by the Invisible Man. Go home. Amend your SOCE. Then, and only then, come lecture us about ghosts.

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Hanggang sa susunod na magic trick,

–Barok


Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo

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