The Soggy Defense: Three Witnesses, One Closed Gate, Zero Credibility
By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 7, 2026
UYY, the grand Philippine infrastructure tragedy—where billions vanish into “flood control” projects that somehow never control floods, and public funds flow like monsoon runoff straight into private pockets. Enter Senator Joel Villanueva, the self-proclaimed crusader against anomalies, now allegedly swimming in ₱150 million in kickbacks from ghost dikes and phantom riverwalls in Bulacan. The accusation? Dismissed Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) engineer Henry Alcantara swears he hand-delivered the cash to a rest house in Bocaue, leaving it with the senator’s aide, a mysterious “Peng.” Classic tale of budget insertions, contractor cartels, and eternal denial.
But Villanueva calls the complaint “ridiculous.” He parades three witnesses: Peng the caretaker (who claims never to have met Alcantara, let alone accepted cash), the chief of staff (echoing innocence), and the gatekeeper (swearing the compound gate stayed shut, unopened by senatorial order) (GMA News Online, 5 Jan. 2026). Theatrical trio, all on the senator’s payroll, swearing to… nothing. How convenient. How absurd.

The Setup: A Comedy of (Alleged) Errors
This scandal fits the tragicomic tradition of Philippine corruption: midnight budget insertions, overpriced or nonexistent projects, kickbacks disguised as “obligations.” Alcantara’s testimony details 25-30% commissions from a P600 million unprogrammed allocation, reduced from a P1.5 billion multipurpose building request. Delivery to “Peng” at the Bocaue rest house—straight out of the graft playbook.
Contrast with Villanueva’s defense: three affidavits denying any meeting, gate unopened, no knowledge. The senator commits to “due process” while dismissing the case outright. Theatrical indeed.
Evisceration Part I: The Senator’s Soggy Defense
Dissect the clown car. Loyalists on parade: Peng recalls a “big guy” yet insists truth in his affidavit. Gatekeeper claims no instruction to open—only the senator or chief of staff could command it. Chief of staff denies all. Employees paid by the accused—evidentiary weight? As solid as a ghost floodwall in typhoon season.
Lawyerly pivot to “fatal flaws”: varying amounts, uncertain sources. Please. Messy crimes reflect real sloppiness—hurried handoffs, cover-ups—not innocence. Inconsistencies from Alcantara (corroborated by Hernandez and Mendoza) scream authenticity, not fabrication.
Crowning irony: Villanueva as anti-anomaly advocate, decrying flood control corruption. Yet accused of skimming hundreds of millions from it. How does one “hate” the swamp while wallowing in its undertow?
Evisceration Part II: The System That Built This Boat
Not Villanueva alone—a symptom of rot. Budget insertions, Commission on Audit (COA)-flagged ghosts, cartels like WAWAO Builders and Topnotch Catalyst. Ties to Estrada, Revilla, Co: unprogrammed funds repurposed, kickbacks via aides.
Department of Justice (DOJ) preliminary investigation? Slow ritual. Prosecution relies on turned witnesses detailing deliveries. Defense attacks credibility, waves loyal affidavits, seeks dismissal. Script known: delays, attrition, impunity.
Legal Framework: The Laws We Pretend to Enforce
On paper, Republic Act No. 3019 (Anti-Graft and Corrupt Practices Act) criminalizes receiving benefits tied to official intervention (Section 3(b)) or causing undue injury via bad faith (Section 3(e)). Republic Act No. 9184 (Government Procurement Reform Act) demands transparent bidding, no rigged awards.
In practice? Escape hatches for the connected. Supreme Court requires proven corrupt intent beyond irregularities—high thresholds become lifelines. No direct trail? Case falters.
Battlefield: Prosecution risks over-relying on dismissed Alcantara (potential grudge), needs corroboration. Defense proves negative (“no meeting”) while dodging pattern evidence.
The Stakes & The Farce
Endings? DOJ dismissal: justice asleep. Conviction: shockwaves, disqualification. Likely: perpetual litigation, “speedy trial” a joke.
Impacts: eroded Senate trust, flooded communities from diverted funds, reinforced impunity. Calls for transparency ring hollow—how many ignored?
The Barok Conclusion: A Verdict of Cynicism
Farcical denials from payroll witnesses, senator drowning in despised anomalies, loophole-riddled laws, systemic disease—this isn’t one man’s scandal. It’s metaphor for a state where public funds, like floodwater, flow least-resistance paths: wrong pockets, leaving people soaked.
Until the next flood of funds finds its way uphill, your cynical sentinel in the cave,
– Barok
Key Citations
- Republic Act No. 3019, Anti-Graft and Corrupt Practices Act. Official Gazette of the Republic of the Philippines, 17 Aug. 1960.
- Republic Act No. 9184, Government Procurement Reform Act. Official Gazette of the Republic of the Philippines, 10 Jan. 2003.
- Supreme Court of the Philippines. “A.M. No. 02-8-13-SC: 2004 Rules on Notarial Practice.” Supreme Court of the Philippines.
- GMA Integrated News. “Joel Villanueva Submits Counter-Affidavit, Presents 3 Witnesses.” GMA News Online, 5 Jan. 2026.

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