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Continue reading →: Tiu Laurel Declares War on Paperwork: Philippines’ Food Basket Now Protected by the Sacred Art of Doing Nothing Until JuneSix Months of Blessed Inaction: Because the Fastest Way to Save Farmland Is to Let Applications Rot in a Drawer YESSS….., the valiant Agriculture Secretary Francisco P. Tiu Laurel Jr. rides in on his white steed—or perhaps a rusty tractor—brandishing Department Circular No. 1 like a magic wand to “protect”…
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Continue reading →: Bonoan’s Flood-Control Illusion: Vanishing Projects, Vanishing Funds, and a Nation Left Drowning in DebtFrom Paper Dikes to Real Yachts: The Secretary’s Masterclass in Liquid Assets By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 27, 2025 BEHOLD, the Senate Blue Ribbon Committee hearing on January 19, 2026: a stage set for the absurd, where former Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) Secretary Manuel Bonoan…
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Continue reading →: The Co-Defensor-Marcos Impeachment Circus: A Philippine Farce in Three-Ring CorruptionFollow the Billions: The Real Flood Isn’t the Water, It’s the Money By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 26, 2026 MGA ka-kweba, welcome back to the fever swamp that is Philippine politics, where the clowns aren’t just entertaining—they’re running the show, and the audience is us, the tax-paying rubes…
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Continue reading →: The Ghost in the Rulebook: Adiong’s Phantom Procedure Haunts the People’s JusticeWhen “Strict Compliance” Becomes Code for “Sorry, Marcos Is Busy” By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 26, 2026 BEHOLD, the Philippine House of Representatives—bastion of the people’s will, or so the fairy tales go. In a plot twist worthy of a bad teleserye, they’ve unveiled their latest innovation in…
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Continue reading →: GMA’s ‘Talent’ Tango: SC Delivers the Ultimate Labor Law Mic Drop After 11 Years of Foot-DraggingWhen “Serbisyong Totoo” Meets Serfdom: The Network’s Contractor Charade Finally Gets the Boot By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 25, 2026 MGA ka-kweba, gather ’round the digital campfire for another episode of “How the Mighty Squirm.” It’s your favorite legal gadfly, Barok, here to skewer the latest judicial bombshell…
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Continue reading →: RETIREMENT? STILL RETIREMENT?Gen. Torre, the Elastic Meaning of Leaving Office, and the Philippine Art of Never Really Going Away By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 25, 2026 IN most civilized jurisdictions, retirement is a clean break: you hand over your badge, clear your desk, collect a plaque you didn’t ask for,…
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Continue reading →: Feelers from a Fugitive: Zaldy Co’s Priestly Whisper and the Rot That Echoes BackWhen Your Get-Out-of-Jail Card Is Delivered by a Collar and a Rosary By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 25, 2026 IT’S almost poetic, in the darkest Filipino way possible. A fugitive former congressman—once a powerful cong-tractor—hides in a gated community in Lisbon, while billions in flood-control funds disappear into…
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Continue reading →: Retirement? What Retirement? Gen. Torre’s Guide to Never Actually Leaving the Payroll PartyThe Four-Star Loophole: One Oath, Two Salaries, Zero Regrets By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 24, 2026 AYAN, dear readers of this humble cave, gather ’round while Barok sharpens his quill on the whetstone of the 1987 Constitution. Today we dissect a spectacle so rich in absurdity it could…
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Continue reading →: Plane Ticket > People’s Power: The Day a Round-Trip to Taipei Outranked the 1987 ConstitutionImpeaching Marcos? Apologies, the Receiving Officer Is Vacationing in Taiwan Right Now By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — January 23, 2026 Ah, the Philippines—where constitutional crises are resolved not by principled debate but by the simple expedient of a plane ticket to Taiwan. Yesterday, two impeachment complaints against President Ferdinand…
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Continue reading →: Minority Report or Majority Cover-Up? The Senate’s Version of “It’s Just a Piece of Paper… Full of Names”When “Procedural Purity” Becomes the Perfect Excuse to Keep Names Buried By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo++ January 23, 2025 MGA ka-kweba, welcome to the latest episode of Philippine political theater, presented by the Upper Chamber of Perpetual Absurdity. I am Barok, reporting from the depths of my cave as we…






