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Continue reading →: Foxes Form Henhouse Security Committee: Congress Proudly Announces Self-Investigation into Chicken MassacreNext Year’s Solution to This Year’s Plunder: Because Urgency is for Amateurs By Louis “Barok” C. Biraogo — December 29, 2027 MGA ka-kweba, the floodwaters have barely receded from the 2025 storms, yet here we are drowning in a man-made deluge of corruption. Billions in flood control funds vanished into…
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Continue reading →: The 2025 Budget: Not a Ledger, But a Looter’s ManifestoCabinet Feast: How the NEP Became a Billion-Peso Buffet for the Palace Inner Circle By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 29, 2025 THE 2025 National Budget isn’t a fiscal blueprint; it’s a heist ledger, with line items meticulously annotated for the plunderers in power. Executive Pork Barrel 2.0: How…
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Continue reading →: Hearsay or Highway Robbery? How Malacañang Turned ‘Unauthenticated’ into a ₱1-Trillion Get-Out-of-Jail-Free CardPing Lacson’s Probe vs. Claire Castro’s Procedural Fortress: Who Blinks First? By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 28, 2025 MGA ka-kweba, in a nation where floods arrive more reliably than truth from Malacañang, here we are again—staring down yet another scandal that threatens to drown not just the streets…
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Continue reading →: Trust Ratings Bloodbath: Marcos Hits Rock Bottom, Duterte Declares Herself Queen of the South-3% and Sinking: Bongbong’s Trust Rating Takes a Permanent Swim with the Ghost Projects By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 28, 2025 IN THE hushed corridors of Malacañang, where the triumphant laughter of the “UniTeam” once echoed, only the faint whispers of fear and betrayal now linger. The word…
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Continue reading →: The Batasang Bribe Menu: How Pork Barrel Rose from the Grave in a Lounge WhisperWhispers in the Lounge: When “Briefing” Really Means “Bribe Me Quietly” By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 28, 2025 MGA ka-kweba, it’s your friendly neighborhood cave dweller here in the depths of Kweba ni Barok, shining a flashlight on the slimy underbelly of Batasang Pambansa. Today, we’re dissecting the…
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Continue reading →: The Independent Commission for Illusions Bows Out – Curtains on the Greatest Farce of 2025Fajardo’s Graceful Exit: Rats, Resignations, and a Ship Already Underwater By Louis “Barok” C. Biraogo — December 27, 2025 IN THE polished corridors of corporate boardrooms, farewells are often scripted affairs—elegant, gracious, and utterly detached from the chaos left behind. So it was with Commissioner Rossana Fajardo’s resignation statement from…
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Continue reading →: Cabral’s Pizza Party Secrets: The P3.5T Drip-Feed That Fed the DynastiesDynasty Feast: How P3.5T Got Sliced Thicker for Bailiwicks While Guards Got Leftovers By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 27, 2025 WRAP your mind around this: P3.5 trillion. It’s not just a number in the government’s ledger. These are the schools that were never built. These are the bridges…
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Continue reading →: Merry Christmas from Malacañang: The Big Fish Got Away (Again)Small Fry in the Net, Sacred Cows on Vacation By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 26, 2025 THE cosmic joke writes itself, doesn’t it? In September, President Ferdinand Marcos Jr., microphone in hand on a podcast, conjured the vivid image of “big fish”—those shadowy operators orchestrating a multibillion-peso kickback…
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Continue reading →: DiliMall: The Jimenez Administration’s Masterclass in Turning Iskolar ng Bayan into Mall Rats ng BayanZero Rent for Ghosts, Sky-High Rates for Humans: A Lesson in Prioritizing the Non-Existent By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 26, 2025 HAYY, the mighty University of the Philippines, proud fortress of fearless inquiry and champion of the masses, now moonlighting as a prime real estate playground for ghost…
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Continue reading →: SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST 2025: ANGARA STUFFS 105 STOCKINGS WHILE EDUCATION GETS COALAll Senators on the List: Even Hontiveros’ Single Stocking Stuffer Proves No One’s Truly Nice By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 26, 2025 MGA ka-kweba, here at Kweba ni Barok, we don’t just report the news—we dissect the corpse of corruption while it’s still alive and feasting on the…
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