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Continue reading →: Congratulations, Cebu Taxpayers: You Just Bought the World’s Most Expensive Invisible GarbageNow with 300% markup and zero actual trash included — limited edition plunder! By Louis “Barok” C. Biraogo — December 3, 2025 1. The Miracle of Multiplication: How Trash Became More Valuable Than Truffles In a feat that would make Jesus’ fish-and-loaves stunt look amateur, Cebu City officials managed to…
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Continue reading →: House of Hypocrites Suspends Barzaga for Posting Thighs, Cash, and the One Thing They Fear Most: The TruthWhere obscene thighs get 60 days but obscene pork barrels get standing ovations. By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo – December 2, 2025 YESTERDAY the Philippine House of Representatives proved, once again, that nothing terrifies a supermajority more than a congressman with a spicy Facebook feed and the audacity to bite…
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Continue reading →: ₱1.9 Billion for 382 Units and a Rooftop Pool: Poverty Solved, Next Problem PleaseFeaturing special guest stars Bongbong Marcos and Isko Moreno in the feel-good blockbuster “Unity Tayo, Picture Muna” By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 2, 2025 1. The Grand Illusion: A Photo-Op for Strange Bedfellows Yesterday, in the heart of Sta. Cruz, Manila, the nation witnessed a masterclass in political…
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Continue reading →: ZALDY CO AND CHIZ ESCUDERO’S P150-BILLION EXTORTION MUSICAL“Give me the money or the budget gets reenacted… again.” By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 2, 2025 1. THE FUGITIVE SAINT DROPS THE BOMB FROM HIS OVERSEAS VILLA Petmalu ‘to: Zaldy Co — former Ako Bicol Party-list Representative, ex-chair of the House Committee on Appropriations, and current star…
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Continue reading →: Clowns to the Left of Me, Plunderers to the Right: Welcome to the UniTeam Flood-Control CircusSara’s “I’m Ready” Speech, Chel’s Group Hug, and the Administration’s Magical Disappearing President Trick By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 1, 2025 WELCOME back to the cave, mga ka-kweba.Grab a rock, light a torch, and behold the greatest show on earth — tragic, expensive, and paid for with money…
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Continue reading →: Herbosa Battles Global Chaos While Cayetano Battles for 2028 Airtime: Guess Who’s Actually at the OfficeSecretary Herbosa’s To-Do List: Vaccines, Cold Chains, Ombudsman. Cayetano’s To-Do List: Trend on SocMed By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 1, 2025 AN OLD man in the province is waiting for his flu shot.The vaccine was supposed to come in March or April.It will finally land in December —…
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Continue reading →: BUILD, BUILD, STEAL: How Your 2025–2026 Roads Were Already Sold Before Congress Even Saw the MenuComing Soon to a District Near You: Ghost Projects, Real Kickbacks, Zero Accountability By Louis ‘Barok‘ C Biraogo — December 1, 2025 THE GREATEST MENU NEVER PUBLISHED (Now Serving: ₱721 Billion in 2025, ₱497 Billion in 2026 – Delivery Fee Charged to Your Grandchildren) Mga ka-kweba, ladies and gentlemen of…
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Continue reading →: BUSINESS GROUPS BEG GOVERNMENT: “PLEASE CHECK IF OUR OFFICIALS ARE THIEVES”A Sarcastic Autopsy of the Mandatory Lifestyle Checks Circus By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 1, 2025 1. Yes, We Now Need CEOs to Remind the Republic That Stealing Is Frowned Upon The Makati Business Club, FINEX, MAP and the rest of the silk-tie brigade just held the most…
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Continue reading →: Ghost Dikes, Real Corpses: How Congress Turned Flood Control into a Funeral BusinessBoying Remulla Finally Picks the Fruit He Helped Plant for Fifteen Years By Louis ‘Barok‘ Biraogo — November 29, 2025 i will not begin with the sterile words “plunder” or “graft.” I begin with a nine-year-old girl named Angel, perched on the remnants of her roof in Marikina, cradling the…
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Continue reading →: Bato Vanishes, Tito Sotto Shrugs: The Senate’s New National Pastime Is Ghosting the NationWhere Accountability Goes to Die, Collect Salary, and Still Get a Parking Space By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 30, 2025 When the Tough Cop Goes Into Witness Protection… From His Own Job In the august chambers of the Philippine Senate — where accountability traditionally goes to die a…
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