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Continue reading →: ₱1 Billion Congressional Seat? Sorry, Sold Out Na Raw — Si Bello Raw Ang Hindi BumiliWindow shopping lang daw si Tito Bebot sa isang bilyon. Bow. By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 30, 2025 ONE billion pesos. Not a hundred million. Not five hundred million. One full, shiny, obscene billion pesos — allegedly dangled by no less than the President of the Republic in…
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Continue reading →: From Zero to Bora: How the Angara 5 Turned Flood Money into Frat-Party YachtsA Step-by-Step Guide to Drowning the Nation While Buying Beachfront Property By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 29, 2025 BROTHERS and sisters in perpetual taxation and periodic flooding, welcome back to the cave. Tonight we turn the spotlight on the Angara 5 — five creatures who allegedly turned the…
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Continue reading →: The Phantom Junta That Can Talk, Bribe, and Disappear All at OnceJonvic Remulla Presents: The Coup That Both Exists and Doesn’t (Now in Quantum 4D!) By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 29, 2025 Schrödinger’s Coup: Deadly Serious Yet Totally “Baseless” – Choose One, Secretary Jonvic! Last night, while Metro Manila was drowning in the usual cocktail of floodwater and pork-barrel…
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Continue reading →: COMELEC Solves Philosophy: Man and His 99.33%-Owned Corporation Are Total StrangersLubiano to Escudero: “Here’s P30M, bro—totally personal, not my company, swear on the corporate veil By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 28, 2025 How the Poll Body Just Legalized the Oldest Game in Philippine Politics In a ruling that will be taught in law schools under the chapter “How…
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Continue reading →: They Built Dikes Out of Pancit Canton and Called It Infrastructure — Time for PD 1759 to Collect the Bill in BloodPresidential Decree No. 1759 just woke up hungry, and the menu is contractor à la life sentence By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 28, 2025 I. A Standing Ovation for the Man Who Just Handed Prosecutors a Bazooka While the rest of the bar was busy drafting “strongly-worded” demand…
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Continue reading →: 38 YEARS LATER, SANDIGANBAYAN REMEMBERS IT HAS A JOB: ARGANA BILLIONS FINALLY FORFEITED (PCGG TRAITORS STILL ON PENSION)To Every Congressman Hiding Kickbacks in Flood-Control Insertions: Your Grandkids Just Got the Memo By Louis ‘Barok’ C Biraogo — November 27, 2025 MABUHAY, Pilipinas! After four decades of foreplay, the Sandiganbayan has at last declared 224 prime lots, five corporations, and a mountain of stock certificates belonging to the…
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Continue reading →: DPWH Invents Ctrl+C Corruption: Same Road, 47 Different KickbacksBecause Why Build One Road When You Can Bill the Country for Forty-Seven? By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 27, 2025 The Greatest Copy-Paste Heist in Philippine History Mga ka-kweba, ladies and gentlemen of this gloriously corrupt archipelago, the Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH) has officially gone…
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Continue reading →: Congressmeow vs. The Remulla Godzilla: One Meme Lord, Two Cabinet Secretaries, and a Province Still Voting Like It’s 1986Cavite 2028: Is Kiko Barzaga Walking into a Massacre — or Writing the End of the Remulla Dynasty? By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 27, 2025 LET us be brutally honest from the very first line: in Philippine provincial politics, challenging an entrenched dynasty with a sarcastic Facebook post…
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Continue reading →: Private Jets, Zero Pesos, P5.2 Million Vanished: The Gospel According to Saint MarcoletaThe Only Senate Campaign That Ran on Faith, Fuel from Friends, and a Straight Face By Louis “Barok” C. Biraogo — November 25, 2025 ACT I: “Zero Pesos for Private Jets” – The Greatest Accounting Miracle Since the Feeding of the Five Thousand Picture this: a senator who finished 6th…
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Continue reading →: Defensor’s Magic Show: One Witness, Two Affidavits, Zero Evidence, and a Vanishing Family for the FinaleFeaturing the World-Famous “I Don’t Know But I’m 100% Sure” Illusion By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 26, 2025 1. “Trust Me Bro, There’s a Video” – Defensor’s One-Man Theater of the Absurd Former Anakalusagan party-list representative Mike Defensor went on radio and declared that Orly Guteza — the…
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