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Continue reading →: Clowns to the Left of Me, Plunderers to the Right: Welcome to the UniTeam Flood-Control CircusSara’s “I’m Ready” Speech, Chel’s Group Hug, and the Administration’s Magical Disappearing President Trick By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 1, 2025 WELCOME back to the cave, mga ka-kweba.Grab a rock, light a torch, and behold the greatest show on earth — tragic, expensive, and paid for with money…
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Continue reading →: Herbosa Battles Global Chaos While Cayetano Battles for 2028 Airtime: Guess Who’s Actually at the OfficeSecretary Herbosa’s To-Do List: Vaccines, Cold Chains, Ombudsman. Cayetano’s To-Do List: Trend on SocMed By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 1, 2025 AN OLD man in the province is waiting for his flu shot.The vaccine was supposed to come in March or April.It will finally land in December —…
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Continue reading →: BUILD, BUILD, STEAL: How Your 2025–2026 Roads Were Already Sold Before Congress Even Saw the MenuComing Soon to a District Near You: Ghost Projects, Real Kickbacks, Zero Accountability By Louis ‘Barok‘ C Biraogo — December 1, 2025 THE GREATEST MENU NEVER PUBLISHED (Now Serving: ₱721 Billion in 2025, ₱497 Billion in 2026 – Delivery Fee Charged to Your Grandchildren) Mga ka-kweba, ladies and gentlemen of…
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Continue reading →: BUSINESS GROUPS BEG GOVERNMENT: “PLEASE CHECK IF OUR OFFICIALS ARE THIEVES”A Sarcastic Autopsy of the Mandatory Lifestyle Checks Circus By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 1, 2025 1. Yes, We Now Need CEOs to Remind the Republic That Stealing Is Frowned Upon The Makati Business Club, FINEX, MAP and the rest of the silk-tie brigade just held the most…
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Continue reading →: Ghost Dikes, Real Corpses: How Congress Turned Flood Control into a Funeral BusinessBoying Remulla Finally Picks the Fruit He Helped Plant for Fifteen Years By Louis ‘Barok‘ Biraogo — November 29, 2025 i will not begin with the sterile words “plunder” or “graft.” I begin with a nine-year-old girl named Angel, perched on the remnants of her roof in Marikina, cradling the…
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Continue reading →: Bato Vanishes, Tito Sotto Shrugs: The Senate’s New National Pastime Is Ghosting the NationWhere Accountability Goes to Die, Collect Salary, and Still Get a Parking Space By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 30, 2025 When the Tough Cop Goes Into Witness Protection… From His Own Job In the august chambers of the Philippine Senate — where accountability traditionally goes to die a…
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Continue reading →: ₱1 Billion Congressional Seat? Sorry, Sold Out Na Raw — Si Bello Raw Ang Hindi BumiliWindow shopping lang daw si Tito Bebot sa isang bilyon. Bow. By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 30, 2025 ONE billion pesos. Not a hundred million. Not five hundred million. One full, shiny, obscene billion pesos — allegedly dangled by no less than the President of the Republic in…
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Continue reading →: From Zero to Bora: How the Angara 5 Turned Flood Money into Frat-Party YachtsA Step-by-Step Guide to Drowning the Nation While Buying Beachfront Property By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 29, 2025 BROTHERS and sisters in perpetual taxation and periodic flooding, welcome back to the cave. Tonight we turn the spotlight on the Angara 5 — five creatures who allegedly turned the…
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Continue reading →: The Phantom Junta That Can Talk, Bribe, and Disappear All at OnceJonvic Remulla Presents: The Coup That Both Exists and Doesn’t (Now in Quantum 4D!) By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 29, 2025 Schrödinger’s Coup: Deadly Serious Yet Totally “Baseless” – Choose One, Secretary Jonvic! Last night, while Metro Manila was drowning in the usual cocktail of floodwater and pork-barrel…
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Continue reading →: COMELEC Solves Philosophy: Man and His 99.33%-Owned Corporation Are Total StrangersLubiano to Escudero: “Here’s P30M, bro—totally personal, not my company, swear on the corporate veil By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — November 28, 2025 How the Poll Body Just Legalized the Oldest Game in Philippine Politics In a ruling that will be taught in law schools under the chapter “How…
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