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Continue reading →: From ‘Ill-Gotten’ to ‘Legally Gifted’: The PCGG Guide to Laundering Stolen Land in 39 Easy YearsStep 1: Seize the land. Step 2: Forget the one-page form. Step 3: Profit (for someone else). By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 11, 2015 The Greatest Legal Heist in History – Perpetrated by the Good Guys MGA ka-kweba, ladies and gentlemen of the tax-paying republic, gather ‘round.Today we…
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Continue reading →: Nicholas Kaufman Discovers New Law of Physics: ICC Warrants Must Wait for Defense Feelings to Be ResolvedNext Week on Defense TV: “How to Delay Justice by Calling It Illogical for Ten Easy Installments” By Louis “Barok” C. Biraogo — December 10, 2025 Good evening, mga ka-kweba—except, of course, for the lawyers pretending they’ve never read the Rome Statute. We are now in Act V of the…
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Continue reading →: The Ombudsman’s Last Act: Remulla, The Floodgates, and the Burden of LegacyBy Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 10, 2025 “I have no agenda.” When Ombudsman Jesus Crispin Remulla said those words on ANC last week, he was not issuing a challenge or throwing down a gauntlet. He was, in his own quiet way, asking to be taken at face value,…
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Continue reading →: Missing Sabungeros, Missing Bodies, Missing Logic: DOJ’s Christmas Gift to the NationTen Counts of Kidnapping with Homicide, Zero Counts of Actual Corpses By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 10, 2025 MGA ka-kweba, it’s raining kidnapping-with-homicide charges again, and the strongest stench is coming from a Department of Justice (DOJ) resolution that looks like it was drafted in a hurry inside…
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Continue reading →: Bato Goes Ghost, Tito Sotto Opens Senate Safe House: Your Tax Money Now Funds VIP FugitivesParliamentary Immunity Now Comes with Free Wi-Fi, Catering, and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ Sign for Alleged Killers Louis “Barok” C. Biraogo — December 10, 2025 MGA ka-kweba, good evening to everyone who hasn’t yet received an International Criminal Court (ICC) arrest warrant.To the senator reportedly hiding in Pampanga (if the…
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Continue reading →: Qualified Human Trafficking Charge? No Problem — Just Pull the ‘Political Persecution’ Card and Book a KLM FlightWhen your old job was defending EJKs and your new hobby is crying “EJK on me!” By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 9, 2025 MGA ka-kweba, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, gather round the campfire. We have a new champion in the Olympic sport of Philippine Political Theater:…
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Continue reading →: Breaking: Supreme Court Returns the Loot, Declares the Looter ‘Employee of the Month’Four Justices Issue Official Citation: “Best Execution of an Illegal Order, 2024” By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 9, 2025 MGA ka-kweba, citizens of this fever-dream republic, grab your PhilHealth cards and brace yourselves. There’s a new disease sweeping the nation: Judicial Whiplash Syndrome – the medical condition you…
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Continue reading →: Bucana Bridge: The Concrete Monument to Philippine Political InfantilismProof That in Philippine Politics, Even Concrete Comes with a Family Name By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 9, 2025 1. The Farce Unfolds A bridge. Concrete, steel, 1.3 kilometers, P3.1 billion — and supposedly free. This should have been a simple good-news story: after decades of traffic hell…
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Continue reading →: Bucana Bridge: Ang Sementadong Bantayog ng Pagka-bata-bataan sa Pulitikang PilipinoPatunay na sa pulitikang Pilipino, kahit kongkreto may apelyido ng pamilya Ni Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — Disyembre 8, 2025 1. Ang Paglalahad ng Kalokohan Isang tulay. Konkreto, bakal, 1.3 kilometro, P3.1 bilyon — at libre pa raw. Dapat simpleng kwento ito ng pag-unlad: matapos ang dekada ng trapik sa…
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Continue reading →: GUANZON vs. ONE UBO: How a Former COMELEC Commissioner Turned a P15 Mask Into a Grave National Security Threat“Rolex mo, problema ko.” By Louis ‘Barok‘ C. Biraogo — December 8, 2025 DEAR suffering citizens of this humid archipelago,Louis “Barok” C. Biraogo here — your friendly neighborhood legal vulture, retired professional nightmare of law graduates, and full-time coroner of public stupidity. Gather round, because today we dissect the greatest…
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